Solace for Squirrels

I'd like to propose the creation of a new superhero for our era. He is not tall, nor is he buff with a six-pack. His name is captain Slappy Squireel. His sole purpose in life is to come around and give people a solid slap in the face when it's really needed. "SNAP OUT OF EEET!" he would say, then fly off into the distance, red cape flapping in the wind. He would be pocket size, kind of like those little angels and demons that occasionally appear in conflict above cartoon shoulders. He would look like this: